Michael
you know what Michael
YOU KNOW WHAT
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT
I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU
MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-
FUCK.
This is so yes.
…i love these art history things so much. best meme.
Love these. Pure gold.
(via rainbowstrlght)
Proudest accomplishment so far this year: memorizing the first 26 lines of Paradise Lost.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Beginning paradise lost right now:)
so jealous of you getting to read it for the first time omg
OF COURSE IT’S OKAY.
IT’S A PERFECTLY NATURAL REACTION.
WITHOUT A SEXY SATAN THE ENTIRE COSMOS WOULD CRUMBLE AND CHAOS WOULD ENSUE.
Paradise Lost is basically glorified fanfiction for the Bible.
My English Lit classmates mocked me for finding Paradise Lost-Satan attractive.
The only reasonable conclusion: my English Lit classmates were all idiots.
legit. your peers are morons.
Hanna reads Paradise Lost, Book 3:
God: “Look there, Son, and see how much of a douche Satan is. INGRATE!!
…growing up to godhead which for thee
Chiefly I sought, without thee can despise.
For bliss as thou hast part to me is bliss,
Tedious unshared with thee and odious soon.
and no you don't want to mess with us
got jesus on my necklace.
